Two bags of Comeuppance popcorn on a wooden bar next to a glass of whiskey. Hard-Boiled Comeuppance shows a detective under a streetlamp. Sweet-Sweet Comeuppance shows a woman peeking out from a red curtain.

Grab the popcorn, it's time for…

Comeuppance

Premium popcorn for one of life's finest spectator sports: watching a scammer, a swindler or a crooked official finally get what's coming to them. Pour a drink, open a bag and let justice take its time.

First batch is taking names now

From justice.gov
  • DOJ's Fraud Division Uncovers $1.34M in Stolen Social Security Benefits in One Month Takedown, Including Fraudster Who Allegedly Hid Deceased Mother in Garage Freezer
  • West Monroe Woman, Her Family Members, and Their Associates Indicted for Wire Fraud, Money Laundering, and Arson Conspiracy Involving 13 Residential Fires
  • Connecticut Man Who Attempted to Travel to the Middle East to Join and Fight for ISIS Sentenced to Over Seven Years in Prison
  • Former U.S. Soldier Sentenced for Hacking and Extortion Scheme That Exposed Sensitive Data of U.S. Government Official
  • Texas Mental Health Clinic Owner Convicted in $26M Scheme to Defraud Military Health Benefits Program
  • Arizona CEO Pleads Guilty to Embezzling Over $8.8M from Employee Benefit Plans
  • Philadelphia Man Sentenced to Over 15½ Years in Prison for Armed Robbery of Montco Credit Union
  • Kosovar National Pleads Guilty to Operating Cybercrime Marketplace Offering Tools and Products to Cybercriminals
  • Cuban National Convicted for International Alien Smuggling and Money Laundering Conspiracy
  • Justice Department Announces Charges and Guilty Pleas Involving 12 Individuals for Election Crimes
The double feature

Two bags. One verdict.

Savory or sweet, both pair nicely with a guilty verdict. Pick your side of the aisle, or bring one of each for the long trials.

Hard-Boiled Comeuppance bag: a detective in a trench coat and fedora smoking under a streetlamp.
The savory featureRated G for Guilty

Flavor: Butter, Tallow & Salt

Non-GMO corn, air-popped light and crisp, then finished with butter, beef tallow and salt. Rich, savory and a little old-school. It's the bag you reach for when the jury files back in.

  • Non-GMO
  • Gluten-free
  • Made with real ingredients
Popped
Air-popped
Flavor
Butter, tallow & salt
Net wt.
5 oz (142 g)
Running time
One bag
Best during: the reading of the verdict
Sweet-Sweet Comeuppance bag: a woman in a wide-brimmed hat peeking out from behind a red theater curtain.
The sweet featureRated G for Guilty

Flavor: Maple Kettlecorn

Kettle corn glazed with maple and brown sugar that cooks down into a thin, crackly shell. Sweet, crunchy and very hard to put down once the sentencing starts.

  • Non-GMO
  • Gluten-free
  • Made with real ingredients
Popped
Kettle-cooked
Flavor
Maple & brown sugar
Net wt.
5 oz (142 g)
Running time
One bag
Best during: the perp walk
The case for Comeuppance

Everybody gets what's coming. Eventually.

You know the feeling. A con man who skated for years finally hears the gavel drop, and all over the internet people reach for the popcorn.

Comeuppance is the snack for that moment. We took one of the internet's favorite reactions, grabbing a bag to watch the fireworks, and made it something you can actually eat.

It's a small, harmless way to enjoy a little justice. And it tastes a lot better than holding a grudge.

City Desk · Case FileFile No. C-0001
RE: The People v. Everyone Who Had It Coming
Suspects
Phone scammers, Ponzi schemers, crooked officials, and whoever keeps calling about your car's extended warranty
Charges
Grift, graft, swindling, and interrupting dinner
Witness
You, from the couch
Evidence
One bag of popcorn, half eaten
Status
Closed
Comeuppance served
Tonight's program

How to best enjoy a comeuppance

Reel 1

Find the feed

A courtroom livestream, a breaking story, or a documentary about a guy who sold timeshares on the moon.

Reel 2

Open the bag

Hard-Boiled if you like it savory. Sweet-Sweet if you like it sweet. Both if the case is a big one.

Reel 3

Watch it land

Sit back for the verdict. Nobody gets hurt except the guilty party's reputation.

Admission

Save your seat

The first batch is coming soon. Put your name on the list and we'll write when bags are ready to ship. Tell us which flavor you want first so we pop enough of it.

ComeuppanceFirst batch
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